I always thought BDSM was serious to you :/ Finding out you collared someone after two weeks and on the first meeting is giving me so much second hand embarrassment for you… Wow.

Fortune favors the bold, and I am so very bold. I have an uncanny 6th sense that has guided me for as long as I can remember, has taken me around the world, and given me experiences, skills, and insights you could only dream of as you sit there in armchair judgment.

I’ve mediated high stakes negotiations between multinational corporate factions. I’ve fought in a ring with my shirt completely soaked in my own blood. I’ve explored Stonehenge, and climbed the temples of Angkor Wat and Chichen Itza. I’ve brought girls to screaming, squirting orgasms that left them unable to even stand. I’ve lived in multiple countries and cultures, and gained much insight from them. I’ve been rich, and I’ve been reduced literally to the clothes on my back.

I have but one motto in life: Better to regret what I did do than what I didn’t.

I built a collar by hand and then traveled 2000 miles to meet a girl for the first time whose soul I’ve known forever because I didn’t want to lose her again to the sands of time. Tell me again how serious I am?

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